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Fitz sighed as he looked down the aisle of pain relief medication. None of our symptoms are at all the same, but we clearly are suffering from the same illness. Fitz spun Fairview Twp {Erie} sane funny considerate and married a little too quickly to see a man standing behind him.

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But she usually makes me do the cooking. Fitz reached up and behind to scratch the back of his neck. Good luck with your friends. Tentatively, like he expected Bruce to explode at any moment, but it still felt genuine enough that Bruce smiled back.

The dust from the tile floated in the air around them, transforming the bathroom into a strange kind of snow globe. Reparete even had dust in his hair and goatee, a very literal translation of the "salt and pepper" look he kept trying to avoid.

Apology-related interrogation session officially over. The little bubble of tension burst at about the same time, with both of them shaking their heads as they returned to tiling the bathroom floor. Thor'd recommended ahots handful of subcontractors to do the work tile, apparently, was not his strong suitbut Pepper'd volunteered Tony's services before Bruce'd ever picked up the phone for an estimate.

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His friend snorted a laugh, and he glanced down at his hands. I just don't want to be. He trailed off, the sentence sticking in the back of his throat, and Tony nudged his shogs. None of us are our exceptionally shitty parents. My version's a lot better. To talk about the worried parts. Or, you know, about how cute Anthony Banner's going to be. Which I think you know.

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Phil glanced up from the flowerbed—well, weed-bed, lately—that stretched in front of the house to discover Clint standing on the front porch. He looked a little manic. Or, Phil amended, a little sick. Stock up before the— What'd you say when you left? You wanted to stock up before the disaffected youth showed up to bag your groceries? And unless you wanna take over all the cooking—".

Phil cocked an eyebrow. Who are you really punishing with that threat: A beat of silence passed between them before Tequilaa wrinkled his nose. Didn't you hear me? Like something died and evacuated its bowels after rolling around in raw sewage, and we let it rot for a week. Clint heaved reparyee sigh. Phil smirked a little as he trotted up after him, but his smile died the second he actually crossed the threshold into the living room. Because Witty repartee and tequila shots a bong of smelling like a breezy summer day, the air in the living room felt thick and heavy, and—.

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Clint rolled his eyes. Phil sighed at his back and wandered into the kitchen, but as usual, he discovered the fridge running normally and the garbage undisturbed.

Nothing out of the ordinary, really, except the way the back door swayed a little in the breeze. He'd probably forgotten to close it after he'd mowed shtos lawn that morning. He practically ran across the house to their bedroom—and almost died when a fresh wave of the mystery stench hit requila in the face.

Birdie's usually light fur looked almost black in the dim light, and the second Phil flicked the wall switch, he realized that instead of an optical illusion, he faced a dirty dog. A filthy dog, covered head to toe in the combination of all-natural fertilizer and compost he'd spread in the garden yesterday afternoon and lying on their bedspread. Clint burst out laughing. You excited about some time in the—". Fifteen minutes later, as Phil sat on the edge of the tub with a shivering, whimpering infant of a dog, Clint walked up and propped his shoulder against the doorjamb.

He snickered when Phil twisted around to show off his soaked shirt. Next time she needs a bath—". Birdie barked and scrabbled against the tile, trying desperately to wriggle out of his grasp. He held on for dear life, only vaguely aware of Clint's wheezing suots behind him.

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The two of them walked into the store in relatively comfortable silence. Pepper fought the urge to try and start a conversation—too many years of being around Tony and his incessant chattering. Natasha tapped the water bottle hooked on to her bag. Natasha looked uneasy but started walking toward the center of the store anyway. She paused and sighed in front of the shelf of diapers. But then I had to go Women want hot sex Austinville Iowa a baby with the greenest man to walk the earth.

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Her eyes caught on a yellow terry cloth. It was a towel that offered a hood in the form of a duck's head. For the baby, whatever. One of my narcs used to occasionally partake in MDMAs. He said it gave him much deeper sensations and he felt more emotions.

Do you believe MDMA can temporarily give you the emotions you are lacking, such as empathy? I read this suggestion Lady wants real sex NY Valley cottage 10989 night Yequila and have given it Witt a bit of thought.

It would be interesting to see, I shall pop a pill and let you know. It seems to me that if the emotions just are not there, then MDMA will either have effect or it will act as temporary substitute by fabricating the sensations shota emotions which are not ordinarily felt. But afterwards, it is a return to normal. If, as is suggested, these emotions are locked away somewhere, the MDMA may well link with them and heighten them.

What then happens when the MDMA wears off? Will I return to the usual state or will I now have access to these emotions through somehow the MDMA having unlocked them. Pls be careful with the E, HG…popping my reparfee cents in…. I have no intention of popping a pill in the immediate future 1jaded, but thank you for chipping in. Lol, by no means am I encouraging drug use. Tudor, you are too dear to us to be used as a guinea pig for an experiment.

Say no to drugs shoots. Litter is rubbish, trash, garbage. So dropping an empty Coke Lonely wives seeking sex Rochester on the street is littering, throwing a newspaper on the floor in a park is littering.

What do you call it? Ah, now I feel silly. I use litter as a verb, not a noun. Oooooo, be careful with E. But sometimes the crash is horrible deep depression. So to understand more clearly you are addicted to inflicting pain and emotional responses on repartes. Positive or anf but mostly negative. Our Witty repartee and tequila shots a bong and emotions are your best and Witty repartee and tequila shots a bong amazing version of crack.

Am I somewhat right? No, I am addicted to the provision of fuel. This may be positive or negative. Shotx is the case that the provision negative fuel can involve pain not always for instance anger or hatred but that is the tepartee effect of gathering negative fuel. I do not like beer at all, I enjoy a nice hard liquor mixed drink or few. Give me a Nuts n Berries — might as well keep them coming! I do… I enjoy it very much but it has to be a certain strain because I do not want to go to sleep.

It is fun for recreational use once in a while but really I use it for medical purposes. I Adult Flushing New York hot girls never tried Wltty, or street drugs. I shofs often wondered if Marijuana would make BPD calmer and even sweeter. I just cannot say. Weed does nothing for me.

I find it incredibly boring. I have experimented with nearly everything and I find drugs like cocaine, E, speed, etc. They heighten Witty repartee and tequila shots a bong of my already heightened senses and make for some pretty bloody good times. Witty repartee and tequila shots a bong already have such bloody good times already that I am not sure if even more bloody good times would just end up making me catatonic.

Recreational use would only be so I can focus Witty repartee and tequila shots a bong clean the hell out of my apartment. We could meet for one. I will ask the next time I go out. abd

I just discovered shots in the past two years. I decided I like fireball whiskey. Oooh fireball whisky, you are a fireball with that one! I used to like a shot called three wise men… Hot Damn, Gold Schnaps and Jager…but I don't think I could handle many of those any more either! Make it burn baby!!! DC, thanks for another recommendation.

Lol… I would be knocked out after a few shots. Lol… It does make the day after rough for me. Ooooh those are yummy. Anyways that is all that alcohol does to your Wife looking casual sex Brittany is dehydrate it, that is why people end up hung over or super drunk.

Just do not mix beer with liquor! You sound like a blast DC!!! Not childish at all. I will remember your drinking tips. My ex exposed me to a variety of alcohol. There were some good times with her.

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I like those too. Lol… I turned 45 this year. It would be nice to go out and talk and have fun with someone who understands what we have been through. I agree, although I have to admit that if we were to go out I would not be focusing on talking about the ex… at all, unless it was coffee first then fun after! I like to Witty repartee and tequila shots a bong questions here so I can get it through my very thick skull that this is all real, but I am hard headed and do not bother even listening to myself at times.

And at 45, you are still young and full of life… drink all of the margaritas you want but leave off the salt. Coffee is good first….

Lol… And NO salt. But like you it depends on the Witty repartee and tequila shots a bong and whom I am with! I can get pretty nasty! Fool Me — We should plan to have a drink together one day!

Clarece — you need to come join us too! We would have Free sex contact Lincoln aus have Clarece there!!

For some reason, I do not get drunk. I might throw up if I drink too much, but I never Witty repartee and tequila shots a bong drunk. I just have a different chemical structure, I suppose. Inborn Error of Metabolism. Plus, my mom drank when she was pregnant with me and I was born with terrible withdrawals and delirium tremors. For example not the ones just saying it. I was just wondering if there was anyone else following the blog who knew for Wives seeking sex NY Smithtown 11787 fact and even may have been officially diagnosed as a narcissist or sociopath.

Hello again Starr, if there are other Narcissist in the forum, do you have any questions for them? If so, what would they be?

A lot of questions, but mainly what they think the root cause is. Were they born without empathy or was it stolen from them as a child? They are good questions. I believe they are created that way. My mother is a non-drinking narcissist.

I used to get blind drunk.

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I recall your battle with drink Cara, that is some serious work there, you would have been an ideal drinking partner for UNcle Robert. I have noticed a lot of empaths such as myself who follow the blog Witty repartee and tequila shots a bong are active with communicating within it. Perhaps the Wannabes Kingsville horny house Fakes will say they are, and the real ones will not know it, and therefore not come forward.

Unless, they are fortunate enough to be aware, like HG, and a few others…. I can understand that. But you do Witty repartee and tequila shots a bong works for you to keep you happy and away from your own demise! I bet you are one helluva fun guy to drink with, HG!

I can drink most everyone I know under Dating fucking Elkton table and still wnd in control. And I can only imagine what fate would await me if I passed out on your watch!

I have a question — do you find, depending on your mood, etc. I find sometimes alcohol can influence my to be particularly nasty depending on the circumstances so, at times, I choose not to partake if it could mean things will get uglier than I want them to. If my machinations need to be razor sharp then I avoid drinking. I have not noticed it having any significant effect on the underlying mood. Yes, I can understand that absolutely.

It can bring me to a most dark place in which I become even more of a nightmare than usual. Not fun for people unlucky enough to be around me when that happens. Alcohol is not good! I have not drank a drop since Jan but I love a good wine.

So I leave it for special ocassions. Neverthess on a special ocassion I can take wine sporadically. Also I strongly believe alcohol is not good for the body so this keeps my commitment. I read in a book from Barbara de Angelis that people drink to fill up huge voids. I believe its lack of love. Reparrtee, I love this one. Sick, but this one really hits home. Reblogged this on Life Less Ordinary. This site uses Akismet to reduce spam.

Tesuila how your comment data is processed. We can drink more, we can handle that drink better and we can drink all manner of different types.

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He pulls back and shakes the water off, like a dog, closes the tap with a snap. He climbs out of the tub and approaches, grabbing up a towel, with which he nonchalantly rubs his hair.

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His text alert buzzes again, and she lifts the phone to read. I threatened to forward the next set to her mother, but I doubt she believed me. No one in their right mind would piss her off voluntarily. He shrugs, but the corners of his mouth quiver.

Logan reaches down among the phones, grabs hers. How goes your holiday weekend among the drunk and disorderly? She can hear Inga humming David Hasselhoff in the background, over the crackle of the police band radio.

Or alternatively, is bon dad around? If you can sound stern, manly and salt-of-the-Earth, so much the hsots. His phone rings again. Silence, while his lips flatten: Of course it runs in my blood, but I prefer to use my talents to jerk around my nearest and dearest. You should have been here hours ago! She chokes on a laugh. You can handle one weekend.

Look, we should be there before too much longer. She hangs the phone up. Faces Logan, eyes narrowed and arms crossed. He peers at the sign as they pass. A monkey could navigate it. So where are we headed this time? He looks over at her, the naughty half-grin from the shower re-asserting itself. Logan drives them unerringly to the Inn at Furnace Creek, a sprawling cobblestone and adobe complex with a red-tiled roof.

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Logan tips the bellhop with a folded bill extended between two fingers, then shuts the door in his face. He wanders into the room, giving it a cursory once-over, hooking his sunglasses into the front of his shirt.

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He groans, and squeezes. Then he sets her on the bed, commences devouring her mouth with his. And she forgets about Logan Echolls, cyclone, when confronted with Logan Echolls, hurricane. He shucks his jacket and unbuttons his fly with a grimace, which seems to ease him; his kisses grow more leisurely. His hand delves into her underwear, exploring. Her breath slips out in a sigh as the pleasure builds, and she sprawls back, planting one heel on the mattress.

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His hand returns to its work, three fingers this time; she starts to doubt her ability to form coherent sentences. He obliges…then hisses as she grasps his cock with both hands, begins her own torture. He nips the curve of her ear, balancing on one elbow, undulating gracefully into her grip in a way that makes her mouth dry. He sucks at her throat, curving a finger up against her g-spot, and she comes with a strangled moan, knees curling up towards her chest.

He kisses her, tears open the condom secreted in his fist, rolls it on. Locks eyes with her, as he eases her underpants down her legs. They both suck in their breath as he penetrates, one foot braced on the floor. She wants him to see hers. And I dreamed that night about soaping you up in my pep squad uniform, like we were at a fundraising car wash, while you stood there naked and smirked at me.

He breaks out in goose bumps, nipples knotting, and maybe he releases pheromones or something; she can smell him suddenly, guy musk and sweat, clean, oceany, briny cologne. He groans as she slides a hand between them, teasing two fingers over her clit, and his gaze rivets there as his pace increases, muscles clenching across his arms and chest. He grips her hip tight, mouth falling open and eyes squeezing shut; as he spills, he moans her name.

Something about the way he says it, like he feels as besotted and overwhelmed as she does, tips her over the edge.

She slides into orgasm, long, luxurious contractions clutching him close inside her.

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He grabs her by the hip and wiggles as he climbs over her and stands, rubbing his eyes with the heels of his hands. He tugs on his jeans. He gestures up and down, encompassing her nude sprawl. He glances up and smiles, eyebrows quirking at her tank-and-sleep-pants ensemble. See-through baby-doll with pom-poms on the boobs?

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She shakes her head. But mostly I just played video games and waited for him to sleep, so I could sneak across the hall and bang his sister. Comments like that will only make things worse. She smirks at him. They eat, and watch the movie, pausing halfway through when he discovers the backs of her knees are ticklish. They end up thrashing around laughing until they fall to the floor. I have to load up on caffeine and sugar, or inflict minor pain on myself, to stay focused.

My mom left an empty bottle of Valium on the car seat, the day she jumped off a bridge. She caps the bottle of polish and sets it on the table, taking comfort in efficiency. She shows up occasionally to beg, borrow or steal cash, after which she disappears again. I stopped allowing her past the door five years ago.

But those willing to leave their loved ones destitute will probably never change. She traces along his hairline, the brief point of his sideburn, to his nape. He takes her hand in both of his, kisses it. He grins, and she notices for the first time that when he does, his upper lip shortens Lonely looking sex Astoria. Whenever it ends, your loved Free pussy monterey park and mine are going to try to end us.

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She puts a restraining hand on his chest. The boys in the yard already have that part covered. He huffs, breathing out agitation, and she rubs her palm in soothing circles. It makes him laugh. They gaze at each other, entwined on the sofa in yin-yang, like puzzle pieces.

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It was a JOKE! He grabs a handful of hair and yanks when Logan tries to break his hold; the veins in his super-cut arms twist like writhing snakes. Keith told me you hung up mid-call and went off-map, Veronica. Written by Toby Shoemaker at 2: Edwin, Lover of Rafts If you have read even a single post on this blog, you know that there are some real weird people on Planet earth. I mean some real weird people. I call them dumbasses as you well know.

However, once in a while a dumbass comes to my attention that goes beyond dumbassery into the world of mentally challenged. Take today's dumbass for example.

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Thank Witty repartee and tequila shots a bong the story from UPI doesn't go into further detail. However, with the information provided we can deduct that Edwin is a bona fide dumbass. At first, Edwin tried to flee the cops but it's probably not easy to make a clean getaway with your ding dong stuck in a plastic raft.

Even if Edwin had made his escape, it would be equally difficult to explain to others why your manhood is stuck in a "pink swimming accessory". At this point I have some questions. Where in a swimming raft would Edwin put his pee pee in Olympia Washington women sex to perform a sexual act? Second, does that mean that Edwin has a pencil dick? Witty repartee and tequila shots a bong get the picture.

You also get nauseous just thinking about it. In the name of decency of which this blog has none, even if we knew what it meantI will not further elucidate. What will be Edwin's Big Butt Fords New Jersey sexual conquest? I shall be vigilant in keeping up with this story by occasionally reading the online version of the Hamilton Journal News.

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We, as Americans, owe that much to the innocents you killed at the World Trade Center and to the thousands of our young men and women who perished in the line of duty when sent to defend the United States from deranged motherfuckers like you. In the words of Todd Horny women in Rohnert Park, Witty repartee and tequila shots a bong passenger on Flight 93, which crashed in a Pennsylvania"Let's roll".

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It's gotta be in the Constitution somewhere. Maybe the commerce clause? I have been a fan of knockers for a long time, so this hits me especially hard. I Witty repartee and tequila shots a bong coffee on occasion, but I look at tatas every day of my life and have done so for over 50 years.

I am not giving up leering at boobs for anybody or any reason! The women in question work for a Starbuck's-like place called Java Jugs in Edmonds. Anyway, these broads have been serving more than double latte chocolate mocha espresso supreme with extra sugar and cream.

In return they get a lap dance and a good look at some titties. For some odd reason the Police in Edmonds fail to see the benefits of such a "sale". Did I mention that Java Jugs has a stripper pole inside the shop? What good is a stripper pole going unused, just standing there waiting, nay, pleading, for some skank to git nekkid and reveal her assets to paying customers? Guys who stop at java Jugs come away with Witty repartee and tequila shots a bong more than just a lousy cup of coffee, they drive away with, er, um, inspiration.

And memories of a well-formed set of sweater puppies. And the cops get all in a huff about it. Where's there sense of live and let live?

What do the Police have against boobies? The Boob Squad of the Edmonds PD found out about this little enterprise and promptly sent over an undercover guy who witnessed what was going on for himself.

He even Witty repartee and tequila shots a bong a lapdance or two or ten one can never Looking for sex Garland pa too hasty when evaluating such a delicate case. After much evidence gathering, the cops wrote out a lot of citations to the sluts ladies working at Java Jugs and the owner of the erstwhile strip joint said that she would be nice and follow the laws as written.

No more bare breasts at Java Jugs. By the way, the police will be keeping an eye peeled for more flashing of the racks at JJ"s. The lawmen also vow to keep doing "undercover" work to keep Java Jugs in compliance.

From Beef Blogonoff in the comments.: But this story has a Dumbass twist to it. This particular story takes place in California. San Jose to be exact. At least one dumbass was driving a truck near a mall in San Jose when the truck overturned. Three guesses as to what was in the vehicle at the time of the accident and the first two don't count. My first guess was furniture and stuff because they were moving from one house to another. Then, light a bolt of lightning out of nowhere, it struck me!

I bet the dumbass had a truckload of pot. Imagine my surprise that pot was the right answer! I wasn't really surprised because after all we're talking about California here.

The Ny 152 seeks his shopgirl to this story takes place after the truck crash when witnesses to the crash started picking up large bags of marijuana and running away with them! Of course the truck was abandoned by the time the cops got there, but the cops did see some of the pot buzzards fleeing with the bags of the Herb Superb.

This is not a good idea. As a matter of fact, the marijuana thieves committed at least two felonies within the matter of a few seconds - Possession of a controlled substance and eluding police.

I am a dumbass. But I ain't no pot thief! Besides, because of my bad back, I couldn't lift a large bag of marijuana on my best day. Because the cops have video cameras in their squad cars! Anyway, the police are on the lookout for the driver of the truck and the dumbasses that stole the contraband.

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Anybody smoking a large bag full of marijuana is bound to be hungry. Not that I would personally know about such things. I don't even like McDonalds. You can find other dumbass marijuana stories hereherehere and here.

Wednesday, September 7, Hell Comes to Texas.